Boyfriend- “what are we doing tonight dear?”
Me-“well first we go into the bank and we super slyly rob the place by telling the teller there’s a bomb,but not cause a big scene. Give her a note telling her not to panic.
Then we go snag a new car of our choseing from the dealership( cuz well need a new one) and drive to Disneyland
Once were in Disneyland we fuck on one of the rides in front of everyone

Boyfriend- “The spinning teacups it is!”

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